jbellows

joined 6 months ago
[–] jbellows@piefed.social 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I mean, if it works, it works.
looks at pic
shrugs
Right?

[–] jbellows@piefed.social 47 points 3 months ago

Long climb but worth it. I loled

[–] jbellows@piefed.social 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Question: does that mean everyone with gills can breathe under water? I imagine they must be pretty decent at swimming, too.

[–] jbellows@piefed.social 2 points 3 months ago

I have to say: both posts are on point. Well played, both of you.

[–] jbellows@piefed.social 2 points 3 months ago

As someone posted, what year?

I can tell you in the most minute detail what happened that day in 1986. I even remember what brand of cereal I ate that morning. The scent of cigarette smoke on that early spring morning.

But 1987? No chance. That was nearly 30 years ago, don't be ridiculous.

[–] jbellows@piefed.social 2 points 3 months ago

Yes, you could. You'd write it and then someone would say it was ridiculous. Redo better. Except it's not a community college creative writing class. It's our actual timeline. We're living in the implausible badly written world.

[–] jbellows@piefed.social 8 points 3 months ago

Banana peel? A puddle of grease? What effect are we going for here? Are we looking to injure or going for painful death while everyone laughs?

[–] jbellows@piefed.social 2 points 4 months ago

Pillows from the largest casino and resort in the area, so you know it's luxury.

/ew

[–] jbellows@piefed.social 2 points 4 months ago

Honestly, I'd hang with them. It's the ones with the outfits AND the single unifying hair style that immediately mark them as chads. If you look, there's a guy who's asking himself why he agreed to this, and a dude who thinks this is both the dumbest but funniest thing they've done that week

[–] jbellows@piefed.social 3 points 4 months ago

This reminds me of a Talking Heads song. Very popular in the early 80s. Groovy intro, better than groovy chorus. Can't remember the name for the life of me...

[–] jbellows@piefed.social 1 points 5 months ago

I have memory issues.

Whenever I recycle I forget what a recyclable container is. And phone chargers.

[–] jbellows@piefed.social 3 points 5 months ago

That there is (n+1) people who in identifying a desert, Farsi speaking, country chose the ORKNEY ISLANDS...smh

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