https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pope-leo-quote-about-kings/

Apparently he never said this, it’s a Facebook imagining

Glad they were doing it in their off hours and not while getting paid. Or maybe they were getting paid, but they’re all caught up on real crime in their city and there’s literally nothing else they could be doing in this utopian paradise.

China fixed climate change?

EDIT: I genuinely didn’t know climate change had been “fixed.” This is great news!! You’d think more people would mention it.