I want to nap and be big like a Snorlax

But did they try?

That's the spirit

Just go east?

You should definitely try to leave that shit on when you sleep

Therefore Santa and his reindeer must be fireproof! I understand.

What's the difference? You're blowing it anyway

It's not even a hard pick tho. Will turn on auto payment in a heart beat if it's an option.

That's not how reputation work

This kills the cat (it eats too much now that it has a spoon).

It has been toned down because it's too scary

As expected. There really isn't much to gain to release on Steam given the risk.