People who don’t understand sarcasm will get genuinely mad about this post, and I’m here for it

As maddening as this is, I can’t say I blame them. Being poor in America is designed to suck. Then again, they’re the generation that helped make it that way, so…

What you’re suggesting involves too much science and not enough faith. Remember, we’re dealing with a special kind of moron here.

120 days is a joke. This is nothing more than PR. “Due diligence” my ass.

I don’t understand. What is Tank Day? Why is “Tak! on the desk” problematic?

Does the video mention if she met her donation goal? After all the bullshit, I hope she destroyed it.

I can’t get over how perfect that painting and the girl’s expression are for this meme. Applause to OOP, whoever you are!

ICE will be at the World Cup. Fans with even half a brain will not.

Because they can.

My high school crush. I’ve since discovered that she has become a hardcore Republican and antivaxxer, so that’s that. She was awesome back in the day, though.

…I'm not the lucky one, you are and that needs to be remembered.

“Why didn’t she reply, and why doesn’t she answer my calls?”

It might not. Any honest scientist will admit that.