oh my god that crashout video!!! everything about it is so so so quintessentially bird. we’ve got fatphobia, we’ve got woe is me ego-maxxing, we’ve got bold-faced lies (“for the last ten years i get complimented on my jawline” lolololol) and she caps it off by saying “i hate crying on here” lmao bitch please! recording yourself crying in your car is your favourite sport what are you even talking about??

there is something poetic about the idea of sarah and C launching their relationship in halifax. after all, it's the city they travelled to together... with their spouses... who they were cheating on at the time. a love story for the ages!

holy shit hahahhahaha. yeah defs no filler in those puppies.

i know but presumably someone out there has that video! for the record, im not asking to see it again. i dont need to, i know what i saw lol. sarah and the shine circle jerk are vicious and i genuinely believe they’ll try doxxing and coming after anyone who tries to post it again. it’s not worth it, these people will reveal themselves to be the liars and losers that they are, whether the internet helps them or not.

has anyone here read the article by jia tolentino about instagram face? i feel like sarah is such a good example of how this phenomenon has evolved. her face often looks totally interchangable with other blonde blue-eyed influencers, because they all get similar procedures and use similar filters.

yeah i’m curious if sarah and cagla knew each other before traitors. and i feel devastated for cagla’s ex, it really seems like she was blindsided. i think sarah and cagla bringing their respective spouses on that trip out east was sociopathic tbh.

sarah and cagla are waiting to launch their relationship during pride month. i think they're going to turn sarah’s coming out story + the public launch of their relationship into content $$ and ride that wave for as long as they can. sarah’s platform is tanking and she needs a new schtick. she really squeezed her last divorce for all she could, and this time she will squeeze her late-in-life queerness for all she can. i would bet money that a bunch of dingdongs at shine have been crafting a narrative involving a false timeline of when sarah and cagla got together in an attempt to keep the focus on sarah’s new-found queerness, instead of the shady cheating that launched the relationship. cagla made a HUGE mistake, sarah chews up and spits out the people closest to her and i wonder how long it’ll be before they realize it.

i also wonder this! i think it’s likely we will find out 👀 the influencer wave has for sure crested, we can see how desperately they’re all scrambling to cling to relevance and revenue. i swear sometimes i can feel the panic and desperation radiating off of sarah in her stories.

this is so fascinating and so infuriating! like, sarah is SO obviously full of shit and lies… her whole life revolves around turning her narcissistic self-obsession into a 24/7, never-ending commercial for all the shit she shills. but the way knix astroturfed the SI thing (and also astroturfed the warped ~bopo cinderella~ narrative that went along with it) is a whole other level of manipulation. sarah nicole landry is a liar and a cheater, and she doesn’t need help doing either of these things. but she DOES have help lying and cheating, she has help from powerful ($$) people and organizations. it’s just so fucked. thank you so much for sharing this info, please share as much of it as you are able! i'm curious if anyone knows more about how shine works, i feel like we don’t talk enough about them and they’re probably also shady as fuck.

this is incredible. wow! is this info published anywhere else? how do we make sure this reaches a wider audience?

i wonder if she pays them when they do? like, she really should. they are literally working for her when they participate in videos she shares on her for-profit social media accounts. she could’ve posted the “gift” she received from bk (another place i will now happily boycott!) and then gone to give it to her kid without filming it. idk the whole involvement of the kids is extremely troubling for me, i dont think any of them can meaningfully consent to the roles they have played and the ways they have been exploited by her. but especially now, the way the little one is used. it makes me feel phsycially anxious thinking about those poor kids, honestly. i hope their other parents are solid people who treat them as actual full humans, not means to an end.

y’all, i love it here and i also miss the dirtydietcoke convos 😭 any word on when that sub will be accessible again?