He's the main character from A Confederacy of Dunces. Ignatius is who Vance would be if he was from New Orleans and didn't get picked up by Thiel.
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Yeah, probably shouldn't let Ignatius J Riley be one flagging heartbeat away from the nuclear codes.
I'd rather see them broken up for monopolism (a possible outcome thanks to the current FTC chairwoman appointed during the current administration) than sued about hurting the president's feelings
Settling occupied territories is itself a war crime (Article 49 of the Geneva Convention)
Well, when read by someone who isn't currently waiting for the green light to kill all liberals, it was supposed to be interpreted as a joke.
Right up until he and his deputies showed up armed at their door making it clear it was no longer a joke.
What's he desperate about? Missouri's gonna do what they always do: vote for ballot initiatives that make California look reactionary while electing candidates (like him) who will oppose those initiatives with every fiber of their being.
A Presidential pardon won't do you any good when you're escorted into a Saudi consulate because you fucked with the bag and Muhammed Bone Sawman is upset.
They'll gladly disarm people. Just not their supporters.
Maybe he's offering to let her adopt one of his estranged children.
You can absolutely yell about that. And when Fahrenheit flips to negative, you're ready to express some big feelings about how fucking cold it is.
I'm sure he's got houses all over the country. Is he voting from Pennsylvania or Wyoming?
In the last decade? People who have lived there for generations but that the Tatmadaw, in an attempt to rally support from the majority population has declared to have immigrated illegally so that they can murder the 'illegals'.