midnight_puker

joined 4 months ago
[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 16 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I don't speak to my mother anymore for the very same reason, but she was in the tank for Trump since day one. She's always been a hyper conservative cunt, and honestly I jumped at the opportunity to remove her from my life.

[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm 33, what does serving mean in this context?

[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Thank you for your kind message, stranger. I'm hoping the passage of time will make it easier for me to let myself think happy thoughts again.

[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I wish that was all it took 😞

[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Now, if only he'd quit trying to do comedy.

[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If I pray real hard will Duke Energy turn my fucking power back on?

[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

This doesn't seem like the work of demons to me. Seems pretty on brand for your christian god, though.

I don't think you could tell him. At least not in a way he's actually capable of understanding.

[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He uses warming to hinder cooling.

Both, both, both 😏

It's pretty good at making Satanists too.

 
 
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