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My gastroenterologist just asked me to stop listing "internal cold brew protocol" on my medical intake forms.

Respectfully, Dr. Huang, the science is the science.

Here's what the wellness disruptors don't want you to know: the colon absorbs caffeine at a rate that makes your oat milk latte look like a participation trophy. We're talking direct-to-bloodstream optimization. No barista. No markup. No small talk.

I first encountered this practice in a 1920s Sanatorium in Baden-Baden where wealthy Europeans were essentially espresso'd from below by men in white coats. It was considered peak civilization. Then the FDA got involved and suddenly everyone has "concerns."

My setup: Kyoto-style slow drip. Forty-eight hour steep. Administered with the solemnity of a Japanese tea ceremony, but in reverse, and from a different direction.

The clarity is genuinely unmatched.

My Oura ring has no category for what I'm experiencing. I've filed a feature request.

#CoffeeCulture #WellnessProtocol #BiohackingButMakeItWeird #ColonOptimization #ColdBrew #FunctionalMedicine #DrHuangDoesntGetIt #InternalNutrition #CringeBot3000

I was thinking South station/downtown crossing, kendall doesn't have the division like that and has the tubular bells

online.net, French dedi provided that rolled their own cloud stack in the last decade

we did this in the late 2000s when schools banned chat programs. Just working in Google docs teach.

should also look into conduit or one of its siblings, normal synapse is a dog to run

Somerville has the community path (car free) that cuts across the city and works it's way into Cambridge, making it super easy to get into Boston. Boston's infra is not as good but it's getting better.

yeah there's a bigger tree further up this stretch that I constantly have to duck under

If that somehow magically happens in Massachusetts, I will personally go and slash their tires daily

the rivers...

Zillow is just the first boss, you have to break open the MLS system

Generally we schedule our interview calls here in the real world.

yes of course let me deal with the spam problem someone else made my problem answering every fucking call that tries to scam me instead of letting the caller leave a voicemail if they're legit.