overkrill

i'll be damned, prayer does work

uh honelywannabeewih yeuhaheeew

well look at jimmy no beans over there

dont come crying to me when you need a specific bean meme of your own

"o wow"

didnt karlie jerk die before the iran war? or was there some pregame bombing that i have forgotten about

you dried up a stream bed to make a cute cartoon about human driven climate change

crankin' up the AC

frœsted dønütte

squarrel squired

i see they too have a bored destructive dog

hahaha they blew up an effigy of YOU my guy! that's pretty specific! kinda hard to seriously argue that hating ONE GUY out of all the Jewish people on earth is antisemitism.

(yes the rest of the zios can all fuck off too but this is too funny)

and unfortunately you ultimately need that person to be yourself. its necessary to be valued, and your partner should absolutely appreciate your beauty, but no amount of external validation will fill the void. pro tip from someone who hasnt figured out how to do it yet 🐌