This is why Christianity is so scummy. The only reason these shit heels “give back” is because they expect to he rewarded for it. Oh no, we can’t just be kind to be kind, we do it because we are promised something on the back end. Same energy and douchebags who record themselves donating to say the homeless. It’s all about what they get out of the transaction. A fucking pat on the back.

I reckon I like me some fried taters, mmmm hmmm

Honestly it’s not a bad thing to be able to see all these humans who are about as useful as smegma. See them, single them out, and when the time comes, well, you know lol…..

It really is a bummer to have such a legitimately retarded man just riding this country into the earths crust all Slim Pickens style.

There has to be others, Luigi can’t have been the only one. We. Are. Waiting….

The funny thing is that people like Tate would be the first to be eaten when the world ends lol

The kind of people that think Tate is a hero should be snuffed out lol

Because they are too busy crushing natty ice, sucking down Marlboro lights, hitting up wal mart for some new wife beaters, heading back to the trailer court and slapping around their current Denny’s waitress.

Religion is an absolute rotting cancer

Why does tulsi choose to look like she steals Dalmatian puppies on the weekends?

The notification sound on gchat or slack makes my eye twitch.