Just cobwebs. They're delicious.

I don't get it. Don't we all eat churros like this?

Already lost one president because of this belief so fingers crossed?

I actually read this story. She thought it was water so she didn't drink at school intentionally. If she were a drunk I highly doubt she would have vomited after one chug. Even if gin does taste like pine shit.

Alcohol has never made anyone less annoying.

I lack diplomacy when I get annoyed.

I got permabanned this morning. Made a joke that automod thought was inciting violence (said people who don't punch their ponies in their face make me sick - not even my joke or a joke but a reference to someone else's joke - in response to someone calling horses disgusting) and all my alts were banned too. Which is fine but I miss my TV show communities a bunch. I like to discuss my stories!

This is helpful. Thank you! It will make sense eventually but it's very frustrating whenever I encounter something new and I can't intuitively figure it out my own but that's the price for it not being reddit, I imagine.

Oh Brilliant! Thank you for you patience! That seems to have worked. So if I add a "!" in the future that should work?

Yeah that was the one I tried to join but it said I couldn't because only admins can create accounts. Unless I just don't know what I am doing, which is totally plausible seeing as how I just joined Lemmy this morning.

My professional burden has been saddled with people who want applause for taking twice as long to less than 50% of the same amount. And those numbers are probably generous.

In 2nd grade I decided one day to just complete my entire 2nd grade math book because it was easy for me at the time. Their solution was to force me to go into a third grade class for math but I quit because it meant I lost one of my recesses and thought that was bullshit. Honestly, surprised no one followed up and forced me to go back at any point. I just stopped going and no one said anything.