rimmedalpha

joined 1 year ago
[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 days ago

*Only available in US markets

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

They'll just add iodne, pluverize it, and sell it to people to shake on their fries.

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 17 points 1 week ago

JD Vance approved!

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't think many Lithuanian Gay Cougars are soulless gingers. 🤔

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Second best monolog in that movie. The Desert Eagle vs Replica scene is still my favorite.

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 2 weeks ago

You're in the clear my man. It is well established that penises smaller than 3 inches are low priority for the transmission viral and bacterial infections from sexual contact. Sex workers are trained to release STDs or not, much like a snake can withhold venom when striking. /s

Seriously go get tested and wrap it next time.

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Center bottom is all wrong. Should be this:

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No, the rats have to be poor. Rich rats would find a way to help him out.

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 1 month ago

Even the Maiar know the rules of the road.

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A more perfect union, that can establish justice and domestic tranquility. One that provides for the common defense, promotes the general welfare, and secures the blessing of liberty for ourselves and future generations.

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