They ran through the door and got a fresh slice right into his mouth. Just in the nick of time!

Soon, they will be able to extract his essence and bring forth the next generation of their secret sauce.

To be fair, Trump voting at all is super sketchy.

Hey, we don't know he wasn't born there for sure, right? I want to see his long-firm girth certificate!

He wants to be president of Venezuela? Sure! Let's deport him there 👍

It's not like they have mobile phones and could just look up what plasticine is!

He gets to stay in the US, at least 🤷

This actually doesn't matter too much! Because the very second a Democrat gets into the White House all the bribes that occurred during the Trump administration will be prosecuted.

Oh right! They don't plan on ever letting the voters decide Federal elections ever again!

Never mind.

massive financial losses due to piracy,

No. That's not "losses". It's just potentially lost sales. In reality though we call that, "wishful thinking". So to Japan’s Agency for Cultural Affairs I say:

Conservatives: This is how the zombie apocalypse starts... With one person refusing to let medical professionals know about their problem.

I'd use a very real scenario of immigrants and "merely visiting" foreigners who get sick spreading any given disease (e.g. How do you think we ended up with Zika in Florida?) but I know conservatives aren't interested in reality. Even JD Vance knows that in order to get conservatives attention you need to promote fiction.

What advantage does EGS have? Epic levels of anti-consumer sentiment? Horrific customer service? Biggest piece of shit company in the gaming industry?

I interview developers and information security people all the time. I always ask lots of questions about Linux. As far as I'm concerned:

• If you're claiming to be an infosec professional and don't know Linux you're a fraud.
• If you're a developer and you don't know how to deploy to Linux servers you're useless.

So yeah: Get good with Linux. Especially permissions! Holy shit the amount of people I interview that don't know basic Linux permissions (or even about file permissions in general) is unreal.

Like, dude: Have you just been chmod 777 everything all this time? WTF! Immediate red flag this guy cannot be trusted with anything.

This is just "learn by doing" 🤷

Works for me all the time. That's how I learned parametric/generative 3D design, circuit board design, and embedded rust programming simultaneously. Ended up making this:

https://youtu.be/iv6Rh8UNWlI?si=0Qv9AU8Hxbu_6Red

...but it's just the latest in a long line of "ambitious projects that you currently don't have the skills to complete." Some worked out, some didn't. I learned a shitton every time though (which is good because I'm a terrible traditional student 😁)

If we have black markets for guns like Australia has them I think we'll be in a much better position than we are today.