[-] riskable@programming.dev 38 points 1 week ago

I dislike that phrase, "at all costs."

Ok: To protect these two women, you must murder millions of people.

According to the phrase, that's just the cost.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 38 points 6 months ago

Just think: Without legislation like this, kids will be able to see people having sex! Thus, ending their lives. Not so different from staring into the eyes of Medusa!

The amount of children exposed to sex that have died—or suffered worse consequences like early onset conservatism—may have been zero so far but the dangers are clear! We must skip right over parental involvement in child rearing and go straight to the source of the problem: Computers.

Computers have been giving everyone access to too much information for too long! We must restrict it! The first step is to get an implementation that actually works to censor information—to save the children (wink wink)—then later, we will have the tools necessary to censor whatever we want!

When glorious dictator decides that information about trans-genic mice must be erased from the Internet, we shall have the power to do so!

[-] riskable@programming.dev 38 points 6 months ago

With this upgrade, he can now log in to work!

[-] riskable@programming.dev 37 points 10 months ago

When she gets to heaven, she'll have carte blanche!

[-] riskable@programming.dev 37 points 2 years ago

DOGE's ~~shocking~~ totally expected $8 billion mistake

FTFY

[-] riskable@programming.dev 38 points 2 years ago

Becky Pringle, the president of the National Education Association, a major labor group, warned in a statement Tuesday that Trump's coming order would hurt students and families, especially in vulnerable populations.

Team Trump: SWEET! That's the idea! They finally get it!

[-] riskable@programming.dev 37 points 2 years ago

Reminder: TikTok is not actually important. Everyone can live their lives without TikTok, YouTube, etc. There's an infinite amount of ways to entertain ourselves and there's a lot of competing apps.

This isn't the government abusing its power to shut down some small business/upstart. It's shutting down a serious national security threat and a monopoly. TikTok has abused their position many times in many ways, refused to cooperate, and has reached the, "find out" phase.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 38 points 2 years ago

Astronomers: The Sun is a recent development

[-] riskable@programming.dev 38 points 2 years ago

Electric school buses require a fraction of the maintenance costs of traditional diesel buses. Forget extra funding... That fact alone makes them worth it for every school district.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 38 points 2 years ago

There's certainly no way this could go horribly, horribly wrong. No. None at all!

[-] riskable@programming.dev 38 points 2 years ago

Any day now a Republican will propose they solve this "bureaucratic inefficiency" by switching to ovens.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 38 points 2 years ago

Bird hearts are too fowl.

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