Talk about sending the wrong message! Some of us appreciate depressed, angsty teens behind the counter because it reminds us of our youth!

Those both sound like solid reasons to let out an evil giggle.

It took until 2021 but we can finally say, "we live in a society."

Because we have standards.

So... To save lives in situations like this you need to collect taxes to pay for a socialist weather prediction and emergency management system.

Texas: "Taxes and socialism‽ Forget it! We'd rather die. All we need to defend ourselves from weather or anything else is big pickup trucks and guns!"

This assumes the people in the Trump administration are capable of feeling embarrassment or shame.

Because nothing says, "I should have children" than living under an overbearing autocratic government trying to control your life!

There's no easier lie for a politician than piety.

Age discrimination is bad.

They have the best emails. Like MIT. Emm Eye Tee. Ya know, I have a thing with MIT. Genius. Smart people. So I said to them, "what do you think of Iran having my emails?" And they said, "are you sure it's Iran? it's probably the Democrats." They're like sharks, Democrats! Sharks swarming this beautiful boat with a battery. Which, if you ask me is a very dangerous thing, the battery. Because what if it electrocutes you? I'll take the sharks over electrocution any day. Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner, folks. Just like that nasty, nasty woman. I bet she feeds the sharks, Nancy Pelosi. AND HER HUSBAND! The leader of the transgenders. They want to take it all away. Take it all away. They want to give your job to transgendered immigrants. Let me tell you. The late great Hannibal Lecter would know what to do.

I'm failing to see the problem. As long as one of the languages isn't PHP they're still probably better off 🤷

Anyone who's ever driven by this area and sees this article will be like, "yep".

How do these people even get home insurance? I bet they don't even have any. No insurer in their right mind would insure these homes.

NPR had a segment yesterday about democracy itself being on the ballot in recent times and they were interviewing an expert on government systems and how democracies fail. He said that the US didn't actually have a proper democracy until the civil rights era of the 1960s.

It's so fucking true it hurts. Makes me want to smack anyone that suggests the founding fathers had everything just perfect at the beginning.