Wait: Are we sure they're actually people?

No. Just a frikkkan american.

I dunno. A dinosaur that's impossible to disarm sounds badass.

I hear the void is lovely this time of year.

Why is the Trump administration doing this? When you're a huge piece of shit anything labeled, "clean" seems like fiction.

Those who support JD Vance don't care about evidence. They didn't care about it when it came to sex education, abortion, vaccines, or science in general.

They really do believe that not all people are created equal and that only certain people (that look like them) should be procreating. Any policy that benefits everyone is doomed to fail because it also helps the people they hate and they'd rather go extinct than help a bunch of brown people/immigrants make more babies.

Why? These poor, worthless souls don't even want to work! Instead, I have A Modest Proposal...

Oh no. No no no no. My friend, you are in for a horrible, terrible, awful surprise. I am so sorry.

I recommend keeping potential witnesses a good distance away from the entire kitchen and possibly wear a respirator and thick, protective rubber gloves to shield yourself from the horror you are about to extract from the "clean machine".

No matter what happens don't give up! Maybe have a bucket handy in case you need to exfiltrate the contents of your stomach.

Nope. They instituted serious anti-immigrant laws here in Florida that severely hurt many businesses. For example, enormous construction projects just stopped. Just Google, "Florida immigrant law halts construction" and you'll get all sort of fantastic examples.

So yes: Right wingers did shoot themselves in the foot in order to hurt immigrants (which is what their base truly wants in their heart of hearts). The Republican legislature knew it would be horrible for the economy. They knew it was going to hurt innocent people and loads of small businesses.

They didn't care. That's what the Republican party is all about, after all: Not caring. They will actively seek to hurt their perceived enemies no matter what! Consequences be damned!

You either get a ~~tasty treat~~ bland, mild dirt flavor or incurable certain death.

FTFY

It's not enough that they're cross. They want you to be cross too!

It's like everything else conservatives think they want: "We want illegal immigrants out of the country! But we're not willing to fund more immigration courts/judges. Let those court cases back up forever so they can stay here indefinitely! Oh wait..."

Conservative: "Tesla chose Texas for their new whatever, yeeeee fuckin' haw yo! That's a lot of money that will come into the state!"

Bystander: "But don't they have to settle that case with the EPA before they can proceed? I mean, they totally fucked that river and will have to pay for cleanup." (note: this is hypothetical river fucking)

Conservative (and Libertarians, oddly): "Yeah yeah whatever. That's why we have the courts!"

Bystander: "Except that court case won't be heard for years because the courts are backed up. Apparently there's not enough money in the Federal budget this year to pay for more judges, courthouses, and lawyers to handle cases like that"

Conservative: "Then they need to increase taxes! Oh wait..."