Problem solved. Case closed!

Uh, bikes without electric motors can go faster than 25MPH.

Orgasm tokens and body paint markers for drawing faces.

It's green! Those babies were upcycled!

Apparently billionaires do give a shit. A lot of it. An entire island of shit... Trickling down to the next layer down of ~~hell~~ rich people.

"With your powers dispersed, I can go back to playing games on my NES!"

Reminder: You actually can text 911! If you're ever in a situation where you need to be absolutely quiet (e.g. home invasion, active shooter) set your phone to silent, dim the screen as much as possible, and text 911.

Disobey in advance: Put up a pride flag (even if there's no LGBTQ folks in your home). Hand out banned books to children (and especially tell them it was banned!). Hire some minorities. Tell kids that religions that preach hate aren't cool.

Point it that billionaires never have normal people's best interests in mind. That no one should ever be that rich. That earning any income outside of a presidential salary is unconstitutional and downright corrupt.

Tell them that Elon Musk is an illegal immigrant. That selective enforcement of the law is evil. That the people that voted for Trump won't be spared. That fascism will end up taking away everyone and everything they love. That it will corrupt their favorite institutions. That it will turn their children against them and break up their families. That making desperate enemies of every day people leads to endless violence.

Don't shut up about it either.

Which is why
High in the sky 
The Grinch didn't like Whoville very much
Every one was so-and-so, someone or such

You have to say it with a stiff upper lip though.

The problem is that law enforcement doesn't do nuance like that. You know full well they will tear masks right off of disabled/immunocompromised people's faces (probably wrecking the mask forever) and point to the law as an excuse.

There's no good reason to ban masks in general. The Healthcare CEO shooter wore a mask during the crime but the police still caught him.

Even worse: It's a compliance nightmare!

Classified information leaking in this way is a one-off situation that might get an individual in trouble. If someone at a heavily-regulated company uploads the wrong thing though, that can cause major disruptions to commercial services while the regulators investigate. Not just fines or prosecutions after-the-fact!

Here's why it's a big deal: Nearly every organization allows employees to use google.com. That necessitates allowing POSTs to google.com and from a filtering perspective it makes it nearly impossible to prevent. The best you can do is limit the POST size.

Having said that, search forms in general always pose a 3rd party information disclosure risk but when you enable uploading of entire files instead of just limited text prompts you increase the risk surface by an order of magnitude.