[-] riskable@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago

But think of all those children who lost their lives because they saw people having sex on the Internet!

The ones that survived are scared for life! Missing limbs, eyes blinded, forever unable to work. They'll be begging on the streets!

Right?

[-] riskable@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago

Llamer or illmer

Just like the "lamer" term from the 80s and 90s:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamer

It basically boils down to: Someone who has no idea what they're doing. Someone who is willfully ignorant of how things work or are meant to be used.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

🤔 Maybe building a town around a single industry isn't a good idea.

BREAKING: Sadness and heartbreak as completely predictable and preventable situation slowly unfolds over decades.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 9 points 2 years ago

In hindsight, it was a mistake to let the mule drink.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hah! Obviously this girl has never had a puppy before. They bite. They bite anything and everything. They will chew anything and everything. Chair legs, your legs, door/window frames, and carpets can be endless fun for them (they'll leave a looooong visible trail where they pulled up until they ran out or got caught 🤣).

Her reaction was great though! If a puppy bites you it won't really hurt that much (more of a gentle pinch than an "Ouch! Fuck!") but you have to sell it! When a puppy bites you, react loudly like they just sucker punched you hard in the face while insulting your mother. Act! And don't interact with them for a minute or two. If you're holding them, put them down and be like, "I don't play with dogs that do that! 😤"

That's how they learn that biting is bad. Also, always have treats handy for when they do good things and teach them to have a gentle mouth the same way as teaching them not to bite. Keep a death grip on the treats when you're teaching them this because if they were too rough but got away with the treat they won't learn.

BTW: Puppies have sharp teeth. Way sharper than an adult dog. You're much more likely to get scratches from their biting than bruises.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 9 points 2 years ago

All ya need to track a hurricane is a sharpie!

Trump used a sharpie on a printed hurricane prediction map to pretend like he knew what he was talking about

[-] riskable@programming.dev 9 points 2 years ago

It was only an incident because the package was missing the promised sweat and tears.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 9 points 2 years ago

You're overestimating the intelligence and ability of his listeners if you think they'd notice the difference.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 9 points 2 years ago

Isn't that what services like Tinder are for?

[-] riskable@programming.dev 9 points 3 years ago

Lenovo has fucktons of resources to do this sort of thing. Probably more than Valve!

Not only that but I guarantee that Lenovo probably has 10x more Linux engineers and developers than Valve working for them full-time, right now.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 9 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

I have a blast playing Beat Saber every day 🤷

I just played this map like half an hour ago:

https://replay.beatleader.xyz/?scoreId=7902656

Note: I'm 45 and blind in one eye yet I still enjoy this game so much that I've lost 15 lbs and have vastly more stamina than I used to 👍

[-] riskable@programming.dev 9 points 3 years ago

Your legend well be carved into the pages of history as the first person to complete the catalog!

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