I'm going to assume the standard was poorly understood because I can't imagine a multi-billion dollar company hires idiots to set standards.

Ahahahahahahaha! Oh man, you got a good laugh out of me this morning 🤣

I believe the lesson here is that marijuana just isn't toxic enough to kill anyone.

Alternative headline: "DOGE finds Social Security administration is pumping trillions of dollars into the economy and has an error rate of less than 1%."

we've got the makings of a ~~superhero origin story~~ zombie apocalypse.

FTFY

The enemy is the deniers of ~~this~~ science

FTFY Mel.

I don't know if Republicans will accept this. As much as they fear betraying Trump, taking away their power in Congress is exactly the type of move that could get Trump impeached (a third time).

Oops: Forgot that "multiply by 100" step haha. I'll fix it 👍

What their next prompt will be.

I love how this makes Trump look old and out of touch! Which he is

Thanks to the genius of Large Language Models it's much more likely that they'll say something like, "PUT GLUE ON YOUR PIZZA."

Why would we want to hear about and end to Trump flags being burned? I mean, as long as they're old and people aren't sending money his way 🤷

Yes but it's eggceptional.