rockNprole

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[–] rockNprole@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

No, 2025 years ago is when God’s son, who was also God, came down to sacrifice himself to himself to save us from what he himself was going to do to us. 6000 years is the age of the earth. Read a book for once (and by a book, I mean A book. Singular. Just one. You can even get free by swiping it from a hotel room…but then you’d go to Hell…maybe just buy one.) A Trump Bible (they exist) —- just kidding, thank you for your comment and watching my video!

[–] rockNprole@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Very kind. There’s a little stupid 30 second video linked there (Imgur). There’s a special middle bit, it lasts about 6 seconds but I’m pretty proud of it lol.

 

Click Imgur link for video

[–] rockNprole@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I fixed the article -> The show has been criticized by the small faced fascist community for its use of digital effects to enlarge Kirk’s face. The show’s production team fired back at critics saying, ‘Many people stream TV on their smart phones and tablets. Kirk’s face would be imperceptible on such a screen. So, unless you want everyone to watch Piss Baby on an IMAX screen, digital face magnification technology must be utilized. In the end, it doesn’t matter what size your face is…as long as it’s white!’

[–] rockNprole@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

The show has been criticized by the small faced fascist community for its use of digital effects to enlarge Kirk’s face. The show’s production team fired back at critics saying, ‘Many people stream TV on their smart phones and tablets. Kirk’s face would be imperceptible on such a screen. So, unless you want everyone to watch Piss Baby on an IMAX screen, digital face magnification technology must be utilized. In the end, it doesn’t matter what size your face is…as long as it’s white!’

 

TLC is setting the stage for a fresh and quirky reality show that is sure to capture the attention of fans everywhere. Introducing Piss Baby, a brand-new series starring conservative commentator and social media personality Charlie Kirk, where the star will be giving audiences a front-row seat to his day-to-day life…but with a twist. As he proclaims, he’s not just living; he’s living as a Piss Baby.

In this unique and self-branded show, Kirk, who has built a following as the founder of Turning Point USA, will embrace his “Piss Baby” persona (a nickname he’s coined for himself that symbolizes living life with bold enthusiasm, a strong aversion to facts and empathy, nonsensically complaining from a place of extreme delusion and privilege and being a total piss baby.)

The show has been criticized by the small faced fascist community for its use of digital effects to enlarge Kirk’s face. The show’s production team fired back at critics saying, ‘Many people stream TV on their smart phones and tablets. Kirk’s face would be imperceptible on such a screen. So, unless you want everyone to watch Piss Baby on an IMAX screen, digital face magnification technology must be utilized. In the end, it doesn’t matter what size your face is…as long as it’s white!’

Fans can expect appearances from Kirk’s friends and occasional celebrity guests who may pop in for a dose of the ‘piss’. Get ready for fun, get ready for malice and greed, get ready to ‘Kirk out’…with Piss Baby!

Check your local listings.

[–] rockNprole@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

It’d be like going into modern warfare, standing in a straight line out in an open field, firing a single round of shots, then shouldering your weapons and waiting patiently for them to return fire. Platoon after platoon of soldiers are massacred by the other side, who are fighting dirty. The general keeps saying, ‘No fair, we’re getting slaughtered out there! But, once we’re all dead, people will realize that those other guys were being real assholes…then, who’s the real winner! Ha! Ok, boys, line up the next platoon and remember, don’t fire until you’ve reached the center of the field and for the love of God, only one shot each! …I mean, if any of the platoons ever eventually survive long enough to fire a shot. But, I’m feeling good about this next one! Charge! …I’ll just wait back here where it’s safe.”

[–] rockNprole@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I don’t know why she’s complaining, it could be worse. Last Trump inauguration, 3 Doors Down was forced to play 3 Doors Down songs!

[–] rockNprole@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

All these crazy Executive Orders are just to distract us while they steal our underpants.