rothaine

Chrome devtools and debugger are awesome

For comparison, human brains only use 25W. We're pretty damn good.

Lowe's has Christmas decorations out already. They've crossed the Halloween blockade.

230 calories per bottle

The serving size is BOTTLE?!

Don't teachers have to pay for stuff out of pocket a lot of times?

Yep. But at least you can claim that on your taxes! Only up to $300 per year though.

(Spoiler alert: it's always more than $300 a year)

The Lathe of Heaven by LeGuin is pretty short, and great

Y'all know that trick for toddlers where you give them a choice between two things so they don't throw a tantrum? Maybe we could try that.

"We can either raise the minimum wage to $22--"

Conservative: "NOOOOO don't WANT THAT, don't want! Poor people will TAKE ALL THE CHEESEBURGERS"

"--Or implement UBI. How does that sound?"

"...Ok."

If corporations are people, we should be able to hang them for treason.

Seems like that should be illegal

Also, this is, like, chance 15 for Trump anyway

Dons boomer hat

Well we all know women can't drive either, am I right fellas?

Turns toward camera. Cue laugh track

Ok. Which is yours? What's your pitch?