simulacra_procession

One of my professors was actively involved during the civil rights era and her words have really stuck with me. She said, speaking directly to our class, if you kids were in the civil rights era you wouldn't last a second. I fear she was completely correct.

Her face drop at the end 😂 priceless, she looks disgusted with herself

This is pretty much my PC atp, the only parts of it that are original are the side cover that has been sticker bombed over time and one of the ssds that was worth keeping for extra storage and is now my linux partition drive. Everything else has been replaced at some point including the case, which is the same model as the old one, just with the original side plate bc stickers. I have actually referred to it as the PC of theseus in conversation lmao

What kind of metal concert is it if there isn't a guy in a silly costume moshing?? One of my most treasured memories is being in a moshpit and getting decked by a guy in a chicken costume, absolutely folded, only to get dragged to my feet by several others before I even realized I was on the ground. Community, people, community!!

I'll give you 500 raw science

"We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about 10 seconds to live."

She boopsy on my mister till I keeper

Ahhh yes, the inscrutable machine says so

The just successfully fixed the car after a long day/weekend of greasy work beer

'Why is Oklahoma OK?'

US playing the diplomatic equivalent of the Samurai Champloo baseball episode