The op is not the asshole. Do not be a tofu servant. Remember: chuck not cuck. Shank before skank. Porterhouse before dog house.
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This is like asking for people who don’t like breathing. Humans are wired to enjoy their own farts. But “enjoy” is a bit of a misnomer. In reality when huffing your own fart, the brain is sampling composition via the nose, and this then affects food cravings and appetite. This is a feedback loop that improves our diets.
You’re not the asshole. Sometimes the elephant in the room needs to be addressed. In this case she might trumpet and stampede in a rage, but it’s important that you hold your ground. When she is foraging your hard earn food like a tusken raider and not leaving you even peanuts, it’s time for you grab it by the ears make it go away. Otherwise the whole situation will remain a circus.
What colour did she get?
The other 4 commenters here got it right. I’ll add that would think this could be improved in the future.
What will they do with the other submersible that they didn’t finish carving? I don’t think Home Depot will accept returns after 30 days.
Australia will certainly appreciate NZ for the increase in eligible doctors
That doesn’t seem like a lot. How can I donate to them?