Well they tried to ask copilot to fix the outage, but nobody could access it today, and there's noone left at Microsoft that knows how anything works

Person Woman Man Camera TV

You left out the best line right before that one - it is a tale told by an idiot

It wasn't intended to pass. It was intended to give republicans the opportunity to reconsider their loyalty to Mike Johnson and trump, in the context of the incoming power change. Some of them may want to break ranks and signal that now. Or not.

Just wait until you're 87 and stupid. Then you can join the US congress and halt all progress

Almost as good as Leon

Only because he thought with all the cheating he had done, that the results weren't in his favour by enough

I've got just one question.. Are you a robot?

His base will gladly swallow his orange shit, and ask for more.

With the owner's sausage?

Are you a bot ?

Like many republicans, he's privately revolted by himself.