stinky

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[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I am exhausted by a constant deluge of this.

Obviously Evil Person is doing Obvious Evil! Half of America supports him

I don't want to know anymore. I just want to turn it all off.

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 28 points 2 days ago (9 children)

SchΓ΅n Shon ShAnne Shtan (the t is silent) Scheahn Shean Sean

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 8 points 2 days ago

Your parents don't know what it's like to be trans and they aren't interested in learning. They are unwilling to do the mental work of imagining the suffering of a trans person. It's selfish and lazy. You've gone out of your way to make them feel better, by apologizing, and I expect with tolerance towards their behavior when you could have just left. But they're not willing to do the same thing for you. It's one-sided.

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 1 points 3 days ago

Body: you're so thirsty. dehydrated. tongue sticking to your mouth, so thiiiiirsty. go pee eight times before falling asleep and evacuate every fluid ounce of fucking water in your body for no reason thiiiiiiirsty

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 4 points 3 days ago

Fight or flight response activated!

But the danger is gone, what do you want me to d-

FIGHT OR FLIGHT THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thanks brain!

Hey can you let me forget that cringey thing I did at summer camp? I'm in agony and it's been thirty years

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 4 points 3 days ago

Screaming, crying, throwing up

So cute SO CUTE

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 121 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Me: We haven't evolved much in 800 thousand years. Can you please make me stop craving sugar?

Brain: Do drugs, get mad for no reason

Me: what

Brain: Here's a dream about having sex with Barney the Dinosaur

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 1 points 3 days ago

I was wrong, I shall edit my comment

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 1 points 4 days ago

It's the rooster when you wake up.

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