tacos

He deserves worse, but this is a good start.

Cops sure do seem to work hard at being shitty. Maybe if they didn't do that, they wouldn't risk losing their jobs?

Did not hear about that. He sucks, but Elmo sucks more.

We live in a rural area where sometimes city folk dump pets. So to say we've had a lot of cats is a bit of an understatement. The gentle introduction is great, but if that doesn't work there are a few other possibilities. Getting them fixed will lower, but not eliminate, the desire to fight and be territorial. Catnip might help. Time might do it. A sympathetic vet might get you some kitty Prozac to calm down the aggressive one(s), allowing them to be together without heightened response. A blind play sometimes works, where they're playing with each other under a door or through a box - ie, not face-to-face.

And after all that, some cats just don't get along.

That's known as Gish Gallop and it is, sadly, super effective because it always takes longer to disprove a lie than to make one up. And that assumes you can get peoples attention for the disproving.