Imagine how much of Earth's storage space is marketing emails that no one reads.

Same as demon. Because my research indicates that this usage was originally a reference to Maxwell's demon.

https://www.takeourword.com/TOW146/page4.html

Even if you study, you might end up like him.

Pretty sure my eyes max out at 4K. I can barely tell the difference between 4K and 1080P from my couch.

And here I am trying to convince my sales team that supporting a workflow where users run our app with sudo is a bad idea.

Gifsthatendtoosoon

SQLite was literally invented within the US military.

Why is it in a spoon? 🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄

Seems like a perfectly cromulent English sentence to me.

This is so perfect. Like after all these years someone decided to overanalyze Goldilocks.

Say what you want about DI frameworks, but if I have to remove another fucking global variable so I can write a test, I'm going to cut a bitch.

We think we're Ricks but we're actually Jerrys.