tehredmage

joined 11 months ago
[–] tehredmage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

Because the pilot told them they would turn this flight around!

Also, maybe clearance wasn't possible on closer airports?

[–] tehredmage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Plot twist: house was built on ancient burial grounds.

[–] tehredmage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 10 months ago (18 children)

"Preventative drug"? Is this what we're calling vaccines now?

[–] tehredmage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 10 months ago

So, do we act surprised, or no?

[–] tehredmage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 10 months ago

Can you, though?

Or do you elect them to the highest office in the land?

[–] tehredmage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 10 months ago (5 children)

The American people chose to give him all the power.

[–] tehredmage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Turns out, Jesus has absolutely no idea how to fly a plane.

[–] tehredmage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Let's go! Make Latin America Great Again!