tektite

joined 6 months ago
[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Magazines cost $14 now!

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 hours ago

If it's an Anti-woke uniform I imagine it'll have a vinyl window over the crotch so everyone can see that you're going into the bathroom that matches your genitalia. And of course it'll have a flame thrower so you can burn all the books. You'll probably need the skin color chart from Family Guy; better add grey and green on there to identify the extra-terrestrial aliens. Don't forget your shoes must have heels because all the best Anti-woke crusaders wear heels!

Hmm, what else...

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

RESIST ALIEN SOCK THEFT! Use a mesh bag to keep all your socks together in the washer. Human sock retention is everyone's responsibility!

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 1 points 15 hours ago

Dan Foreman can go with him.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago

Atmospheres with frickin atom bombs attached to their heads!

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 day ago (4 children)

ok grandma, let's get you to reddit

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Don't forget the litter boxes!!

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 days ago

You're making me cry at work!

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 days ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you! If you raise the price of the fucking hotdog I will kill you! Figure it out.

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