Heh, "She had walked here", and that's a sign of poverty. Tell me you're American without saying you're American.
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The way is moving to the Fediverse!
This one is brilliant, isn't it. I thought it was some parody on Calvin & Hobbes at first, given the crudeness of the second panel.
Erectile dysfunction?
That's interesting—that's not my experience at all! Maybe you could try following more people, or setting up some hashtag timelines using the advanced web interface? You can create timelines combining different hashtags, that way.
That's not :(! That's :)!
Mastodon is pretty cool, I tell you.
I'd argue that one of the main issues with the Fediverse is mostly just that interaction counts don't federate properly. Mastodon made some good steps there recently, but it's still not there Fediverse-wide.
My Lemmy client, for instance, says this post only has 12 comments and 71 upvotes, but if you look at it on the instance it was posted on, it's actually much more. This, of course, makes the Fediverse appear to be much less popular than it actually is. Which scares away new users immensely.
Try not to be too cynical.
We all need hobbies.
Why in the world would you be buying stuff from Temu?
Yaaay the US is a dystopian nightmare.

This is very sweet ♥️