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Panel 2: Shen (girl form) holds his arm nervously and says "Of, if -- ... if I put on a tank top, it actually triggers ... my THIRD form."

Panel 3: Life gazes dramatically as the background darkens, replying "what's your THIRD FORM?"

Panel 4: Shen gazes back at him, saying "I'll show you. But tell NO ONE of this."

Panel 5: Shen is standing in a yellow tank top in front of Life.

Panel 6: A burst of teal smoke engulfs Shen.

Panel 7: As the smoke dissipates, Shen now looks exactly like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, except with his usual skin color and clothing colorscheme.

Panel 2: Shen is now standing upright, the tablet pen having become giant in his hand. How gestures outwards with his other hand and says "You can draw yourself however you want!"

Panel 3: Shen magically "ting"s his forehead with his tablet pen, changing himself into a Sol Badguy-esque buff dude with a belt and a ponytail. He says "For example, I can draw myself like THIS!"

Panel 4: Shen again magically "ting"s his forehead, changing himself into a girl with a sweatshirt-dress, gym shorts, and choker. He says "OR like THIS!"

Panel 5: Shen winks, does a peace sign, and sticks his tongue out, saying "Bet THIS makes you feel some funny new feelings about me, huh??"

Panel 6: Life now has to hold a raging and frothing-at-the-mouth Shen as he yells "Bet THIS would make it easier to get you to go to my PATREON!!!!" and points at you, trying to fight you. Life is saying "Calm down, man!!"

I INSTALLED “LINUX”. BECAUSE WINDOWS IS FOR MEN WHO ASK PERMISSION TO EXIST. I CRUSHED THE INSTALLER WITH MY BARE HANDS AND NOW THE TERMINAL CALLS ME “SIR” BUT MY KERNEL KEEPS PANICKING. WHAT COMMAND MAKES THE COMPUTER SUBMIT COMPLETELY? I REFUSE TO GOOGLE

There are two pictures of downed fighters, one with an explosion in the background, and one with a fighter pilot giving a thumbs up to camera from the cockpit. Above them is the Martin-Baker logo, along with the following text:

9,835,098,129 crashed F-16s
1,823,058,520 crashed F-18s
     9,823,589 crashed F-35s
         0 failed ejections

Beneath the ejecting pilot in the base image is the sub-caption,

seriously we’re losing like two jets a week at this point what’s going on does anyone know

[7am, hungover, gonna be late for work, staring in the mirror at the saddest looking piece of shit I’ve ever seen in my life] da greatest to ever do it baby

I am a transit maximalist. I believe that when a girl hornyposts from the other side of the country; I should be able to get on a maglev and arrive in her city before the prog is out of her system for no more than $40. All policy should bend to serve this goal.

I am a transit maximalist. I believe that when a girl hornyposts from the other side of the country; I should be able to get on a maglev and arrive in her city before the prog is out of her system for no more than $40. All policy should bend to serve this goal.