overview for vrek

Unhelpful Librarian by vrek in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

[-] vrek@programming.dev 30 points 1 month ago

I'm getting into woodworking, do you have any books on shelves?

Beast game by vrek in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

[-] vrek@programming.dev 30 points 1 month ago

The secret with the guy in the gym is he started out at only 90 pounds. To win any money he will have to become antimatter

Trying to figure out plans for this bed frame by vrek in c/woodworking@lemmy.ca

[-] vrek@programming.dev 30 points 2 months ago

That shouldn't be a problem since he doesn't want to screw or nail...😜

For the people who got hit by Covid when they were in their teenage years, do you feel like that when it ended you got thrown into adulthood "losing" part of your youth? by vrek in c/casualconversation@piefed.social

[-] vrek@programming.dev 31 points 4 months ago

I can't speak to your exact situation but I'll tell you a secret, grown-ups don't know how to deal with grown up problems. It's mostly just fighting to survive and figuring out how to deal with the next most urgent problem.

Safety Not Guaranteed by vrek in c/antiquememesroadshow@lemmy.world

[-] vrek@programming.dev 30 points 4 months ago

Wasn't this a movie years ago? I think it was called "safety not guaranteed" or something like that.

Don't grow older than 255 or else it will overflow by vrek in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[-] vrek@programming.dev 31 points 6 months ago

Why do I confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is the same as Dec 25

Solid advice. by vrek in c/memes@lemmy.world

[-] vrek@programming.dev 30 points 8 months ago

They buy a computer monitor "made in Britain" which immediately catches on fire. They grab the fire extinguisher but it doesn't spray anything. He looks and it also has a "made in Britain" sticker. Once he looks at... The fire extinguisher catches on fire.

What's the furthest you've ever gone with a dare? by vrek in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[-] vrek@programming.dev 30 points 2 years ago

If I confess to what I did on a dare is that a truth or dare?

Being a lawyer is hard. by vrek in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

[-] vrek@programming.dev 31 points 2 years ago

A man and officer are sitting in a interragation room. Man: I know my rights.i won't speak without a lawyer present.

Officer: You are the lawyer!

Man: Yes,so where is my present?

Why do students studying to become lawyers drink so much? They are practicing for the bar.

She's A Keeper by vrek in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

[-] vrek@programming.dev 31 points 2 years ago

Hey babe, remind me the proper configuration of a 3 to 3 balancer...

Sovereign citizen talked to the bank. by vrek in c/insanepeoplefacebook@lemmy.world

[-] vrek@programming.dev 30 points 2 years ago

My understanding from reading other SovCit posts(keep in mind this is all bullshit), when we converted from gold/silver backed economy the government took out a massive load from the World Bank and used its present and future citizens as collateral. Since the value of this loan has increased by so much since it was originally created there is now Equity which belongs to each citizen that was used as collateral. Your Equity is tracked using your social security number. As such any loan you take out using your social security number can be paid using this Equity.

Yes, it makes no sense and that is not how collateral or equity or the world bank or fucking reality works but I think that is their belief.

Vision as a service by vrek in c/memes@lemmy.world

[-] vrek@programming.dev 32 points 2 years ago

This has already happened....

https://spectrum.ieee.org/bionic-eye-obsolete