Even more awkward if you work from home

Wait one pronoun? But cis people are typically he/him or she/her each of those groups have 2. Strictly following that rule only people allowed should be "any" or "gender fluid" right?

I get this is horrible and hateful but I would totally go nuclear strict compliance. The person most likely meant "you can only ask to be referred to by one set of pronouns" but he said "one pronoun".

"I made a picture for my mother and she liked it".. Banned she and it are both pronouns. "He taught me that feature" banned he and that are pronouns. "we are reviewing this bug report" banned we and this are pronouns.

Imagine that day of work... Thinking you'll go make some connections maybe troubleshoot an issue oh fuck it's a 500 lb bear!

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Additionally only the black guy is exiting as the white people are molesting eachother...

Fun... Well not really fun... Fact:

Giant tortoise didn't get a scientific name for 300 years. They were so delicious no crew actually managed to get one back to England. They always ended up eating all the cargo.

The corporate world runs on excel, never the best option, but everyone knows it so....

Wait reddit now hosts games? But in a proprietary format? I'm scared but what language do they allow?

Ai demand or their desire to have Ai demand?

One time a coworker asked me and another friend to go to the casino with her, her mom and her boyfriend after work and me and my friend said yes. We arrive and when we walk in we are told "if you sign up for our players card you get 20 dollars preloaded for free"... What the hell why not, free 20 dollars. Everyone besides me and my friend had one already so we said we'll meet you inside once we get the card.

So we go to the counter and fill out their one page form, take maybe 10 minutes being generous. We get the card and go to walk onto the floor, keep in mind this place only had machine games, no tables or anything and my coworker is walking out with her family. "what's up? I thought you were playing." she responds "nah, we are leaving, we already lost $1500"

Somehow they lost $500 each in under 10 minutes... I still don't know how.

Not me but a former Co worker was bitten by something unknown. He went out fishing, I don't know if alcohol was included but I wouldn't be surprised. He got home and noticed two puncture wounds on the back of his leg. Over the next few days his leg really hurt, he went to the doctor was basically told it's just a little inflamed here's some ibuprofen.

Another week goes by still in pain so he goes back. Might be a mild infection heres some antibiotics.

A few days go by and pain is getting worse. He goes to hospital. The check him out, he is going into sepsis and his kidneys and liver are shutting down. They put him in a medical induced coma. Once they stabilize him they run more tests, they find stage 4 lung cancer. They send him to some cancer hospital in Kentucky. He arrives late at night(still in coma). They put him in a room. They check on him the next morning and he is dead.

Hold up.... You thought maybe you downloaded malware (which in this case that was not the only cause) so you took it upon yourself to reinstall windows on a company issued laptop?

1. Why are you trying to fix it? Submit It ticket and it's their problem.

2. If you suspect malware alert it security immediately. Many malware act as a gateway to lock other systems. Yes you might get in trouble but I'd rather be yelled at for downloading something then yelled at for infecting my company servers will ransomware/malware.

3. Atleast in my company a computer connecting without a company supplied image of windows will be denied. Completely understand you not connecting to the internet.

4. This problem was not caused by you but could of been... Take this as a lesson to be more proactive in the future.