I'm just picturing walking home and a van pulls up. Guys with guns jump out and scream "get in the van!"

"whats that smell?" and you reply "I shit my pants"

"forget it, get out. We'll find someone else who isn't covered in their shit... And we'll send you the bill for cleaning our seat!"

Dog, cat, or boyfriend?

Hopefully heaven has a fov slider...

In a sense I agree with him. You shall be judged by how you treat people who have limited means of retaliation. Like throwing garbage at homeless people, screaming at waiters/waitresses, meaningless petty acts towards retail workers. Fuck you. You are literally going out of your way to make another persons life worse.

Actual fun way to play guess who. You can't ask any questions about their physical appearance, only ask about guesses about them.

"do they have grandkids?"

"do they have a full time job?"

"do they regularly see a therapist?"

It's hectic and chaotic but way more fun than "do they have glasses?"

Yeah fine but it's a bad teapot too... The tea was way too weak and barely warm nevermind hot

He was a business God, not so sure of programming God, more like surrounding himself with programming gods.

But seriously, how do you read this, is it like a representation of how the memory should be at a specific point in time? I'm guessing blank spaces would be undefined then?

My favorite was the company I worked for had yearly trainings including that I was not allowed to bribe foreign heads of state... Bitch I am trying to figure how to afford dinner?? Does King Charles accept change, I maybe able to find a dime...

Sys internals also... So many useful features for free but you have to know to install

What do you call a fake potato?

An imi-tator

Did you hear of the psychic midget who escaped from jail?

It was a small medium at large.

Then again you have this gem... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz8ssH7LiB0