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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is an anthropologist (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They found the perfect design and just swim all day murdering instead of paying bills by doing bullshit for decades while wearing pants. Sharks and crocodiles have had it all figured out for hundreds of millions of years.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

See other greentext about some 200-year-old salamander.

"I wonder what he thinks about."

"Nutrients."