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[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 83 points 2 years ago

Vance shoots his wad in his couch

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 59 points 2 years ago

Any time Mike Johnson shoots a wad, his son gets a notification about it.

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

And the pennies caught between the cushion hold more value than his deposit.

[-] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

Does JD worry about being homosexual because he fucks a Lazy-Boy or does he think it is fine because it is sounds close to Ladyboy and they are real women after all.

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