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[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Summoning pagan god of fertility?

If you can't find human friends or mates, don't you thing that's a bit out of your league. I have the impression it likes more the type of people whose hobbies include occasional orgy.

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

He’s already doing better than my father. 😣

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Ghosts no ghost

[–] don@lemm.ee 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

So because they’re the pagan god of fertility, the only thing they’re interested in is sex? Are you suggesting that gods can’t have hobbies, too? Seems a bit presumptuous of a mere mortal, but pop off, ig

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hell, ol' horny goatman could building up the summoner's confidence with a long term goal of increasing fertility while also being a good friend. The goals don't have to be exclusive!

[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

Exactly! If we worship the gods, I’d expect them to consider us friends as long as their job isn’t to torment and murder us. That Christian one, I’m not so sure about.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Furries, Furries everywhere