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Anon gets a good look at Steve-O (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Longpork3 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Few things are as affirmative to a mans body image as the communal shower after a rugby game. Not only do you see a true representation of average penises, but literally everyone is suffering "rugby dick" and on the verge of inversion due to blood flow regulation that occurs with intensive excercise.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Oh, heck yeah! Not even just rugby. Weightlifting, martial arts, basketball, anything I've ever done that was intensive, it makes our dangly buddies into barely an outie at all, even the guys that are dangling pretty low before the activity starts.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago

Ohhh so that's what that is. I always wondered if it was a coincidence or what.