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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)
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[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

No no no we just fill the plates with tannerite and ball bearings so as soon as a shooter hits a backpack the shooter is taken out AND ends the suffering of the victims!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I'm just imagining the chain reaction if a bunch of kids are together.