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Better than the inpatient toilets with the sensor that flushes the moment you lift your butt. I did not ask for Poseidon's wind Willy!
It's supposed to be better to close the lid, before flushing.
I saw a video somewhere picturing the fecal mist that gets sprayed upwards, if the lid stays open when flushing. It convinced me.
I thought it would be forced out between the gaps at an even higher rate of speed, so it was somewhat lose-lose.
Fecal Mist, the new fragrance for him, by Dior.