You haven't heard Queen until you've heard it in the original Klingon. Did you catch their live set at Romulan Aid 2387? 🖖🎸

Scaly M

Jerry: She literally said, "life is like a box of chocolates"?
George: Yes, she said, "you never know what you're gonna get."
Jerry: "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"?
George: Word for word.
Jerry: They have a card in them...
George: They have a menu.
Jerry: Right, the little menu card! So you know exactly what you're getting.
George: I told her that.
Jerry: So what did you do?
George: I took that box of chocolates and I ran to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd just run across the Upper West Side. And I figured, since I run this far, maybe I'd just run across Manhattan. And that's what I did. I ran clear across Manhattan. For no particular reason I just kept on going.

Hey look, he's doing that thing you all already knew he was doing!

My hair all year since I shower in January

It's Which, they expect you to pay a subscription to find out

One person's 'shocking' is another person's 'uplifting'

Reich calls out the Führer, there's a headline that writes itself.

Given the right conditions, some plants can live indefinitely. Others die shortly after seeding.

Do plants die of old age though? Now that question has been put in my head, I need to know.

Be back in a bit, going down a rabbit hole.

As an ex-Catholic, I would like to say, fuck the Catholic church. For this bullshit and their many other crimes, moral failings and abuse.

So he's saying that people who get hit by bullets are losers? Noted.