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Daily Discussion Thread: 🐝 Thursday, September 26, 2024 (aussie.zone)
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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago (5 children)

On The Chasers the contestants introduce themselves and add a little tidbit about themselves. Eg.

Hi I'm CEO and I learnt technology tonight. ☺

I want to hear your introductions.

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Hi I'm Simon, I enjoy pooping normally.

Edit: I also enjoy making music and playing live.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Oh dear Simon. Tell me more.

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

A bit of left over therapy learnin, your large intestine, you can massage it externally to encourage digestive motility (moving it along) and aid peristalsis (intestinal poo wave). But the jist is that you rub your belly in a large circle following the large intestine while also doing little circles through that path to work it.

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

I've screenshotted this post.

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Huh. So that's what that's called. I do it just because it makes me feel better lol. I think I prefer 'intestinal poo wave' over 'peristalsis', just because the latter is funnier.

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hi I'm Spin and I... am a bit of a nerd?

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago

I dunno only you can answer that.

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm Spud and I smell like goats.

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Either we use the same moisturiser or I should ask you for cheese

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Idk what kind of cheese would come from me, but I think it may be some kind of biohazard so I cannot in good concious recommend it at all.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hi, I'm Lady Seagoon and I like to collect and listen to all kinds of really old music LPs.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What's your most favourite LP Lady Seagoon?

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

There's a yehudi menuhin I really like and Khachaturian, and a Rimsky Korsakov . But there are so many that are awesome.

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hi I’m Catfish. I’m neither a cat nor a fish. Nor am I a Troll. Anymore. Most of the time.

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

I don't know why, but your comment reminded me of the CatDog theme song

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is this for real?

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, it’s just fantasy

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Ok let me picture it.

Yep got it.