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[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 81 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I've actually seen this go the other way before.

I met this dude from Serbia, I can't remember his name, but he was the friendliest guy you'd ever meet, and was probably about 7 foot tall.

One day our infra team was having an issue with a custom Spark cluster, and he was brought in to help. He came in a full suit that looked tailor made, like he'd just walked off the set of Suits, a suited Galdalf in a room of hobbits dressed in t-shirts around a foot or two smaller than him. He was in the room for two hours, and whatever he installed or ran for everything up and running again, with some extra time to help with some other tweaks.

He worked near my desk, so I asked him if he wanted to come for lunch. He declined because he was busy, so I asked if he wanted me to grab him something. His response "...Cherry Coke". Once he'd finished, he came over to us, and offered to take us out for food. He paid for everything, including a drink at a nearby whiskey bar he apparently goes to often. I asked him why he wore a suit, and his response was "I'm uncomfortable wearing loose clothes, and I like layered clothing that fits to my frame, so I always wear suits when I need to be comfortable". In many ways, for someone his size, I guess it made sense.

I miss him sometimes, because he'd always say "hello my British friend" every time he saw me nearby, even though we both lived in Britain, and he definitely knew my name. If I had to guess, the dude probably had a solid mil in stock, and was getting paid a solid £150k a year + more stock. He was definitely rich, because he could afford an apartment in central London near the office. Dude worked probably 60-80 hours a week though, and if asked he was on a plane to the US, India, wherever someone needed a freakishly tall suited guy to fix a data problem.

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 4 points 8 hours ago

I was hoping this would turn into some nerdy erotica...