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I once worked on a company that made IT Security products and was located close to a major technical university.
The guys that used to come in very much with that look (though it was sandals and white socks as footware) were all in their 60s, who worked both at that uni and had a side-gig in that company doing programming work in mainframes.
There's a running joke in my business. The messier / longer my beard is, the busier IT is.
I wear probably more office csual, collared shirt and some straight trousers/ jeans. But I do it for myself because it's comfortable. When it gets hot I'm wearing shorts. But throughout the year a nice long sleeved top or a shirt. But it's stuff I wear day to day anyway.
I've actually seen this go the other way before.
I met this dude from Serbia, I can't remember his name, but he was the friendliest guy you'd ever meet, and was probably about 7 foot tall.
One day our infra team was having an issue with a custom Spark cluster, and he was brought in to help. He came in a full suit that looked tailor made, like he'd just walked off the set of Suits, a suited Galdalf in a room of hobbits dressed in t-shirts around a foot or two smaller than him. He was in the room for two hours, and whatever he installed or ran for everything up and running again, with some extra time to help with some other tweaks.
He worked near my desk, so I asked him if he wanted to come for lunch. He declined because he was busy, so I asked if he wanted me to grab him something. His response "...Cherry Coke". Once he'd finished, he came over to us, and offered to take us out for food. He paid for everything, including a drink at a nearby whiskey bar he apparently goes to often. I asked him why he wore a suit, and his response was "I'm uncomfortable wearing loose clothes, and I like layered clothing that fits to my frame, so I always wear suits when I need to be comfortable". In many ways, for someone his size, I guess it made sense.
I miss him sometimes, because he'd always say "hello my British friend" every time he saw me nearby, even though we both lived in Britain, and he definitely knew my name. If I had to guess, the dude probably had a solid mil in stock, and was getting paid a solid £150k a year + more stock. He was definitely rich, because he could afford an apartment in central London near the office. Dude worked probably 60-80 hours a week though, and if asked he was on a plane to the US, India, wherever someone needed a freakishly tall suited guy to fix a data problem.
I was hoping this would turn into some nerdy erotica...
Someone who knows he has job security
Adam Sandler looks great for his age.
I would not have guessed 58 years old.
I was on a contract for the government when my company hired a really good DBA. He hated dressing up. He was introduced at a meeting and wore a polo shirt, which I thought was fairly professional.
Government contracting guy said to wear a tie.
Next meeting, he wore a tie around his polo shirt.
He was fired on the spot.
There are times I fucking hate the government and this was one of those times.
The guy was fucking amazing. But my company fired him because the government didn't want someone so sloppy on the team.
That's ridiculous. I've worked as a government contractor for almost 15 years and the most strict I've seen the dress code be is "no shorts, collared shirt required." Hell, at some sites I've worked the dress code has been basically "wear clothes."
I've been to meetings where the only people not wearing printed tee shirts were the military members who had to be in uniform.
Those same government agencies then turn around and hire my company to pull them out of the fire after they royally fuck everything up. We charge a fuck ton, will never go onsite, and they should consider themselves lucky if the engineer is wearing pants.
no pants is okay so long as there’s a tie somewhere in the outfit
just not on a polo
This explains a lot about why government sites are such garbage.
Government sites are garbage for a lot of reasons, mostly due to old people not understanding how the Internet works and they'd rather build a camel than a horse.
sloppy
in actual work ethics as well or just in perceived social/office norms?
Mostly the latter.
Honestly no database admin is anywhere near that level of "fuck you" influence in any organization. We are more talking about the guy whose name is on all the patents and who is putting together the tech demos which win the big money contracts.
I stopped dressing to "impress" after about 4 years in my field. The amount of crap I've fixed that was done by more tenured/"experienced" people is too much to count.
At this point, I'm wearing what's comfortable. If you don't like it, too bad. I'm here because you need me, not because I want to be.
I'm still paid fairly paltry amounts, so I dunno if I'm the "highest paid" person. Management certainly doesn't listen to me, but they keep signing the cheques. If you want to pay me to tell you about problems so you know about what you're refusing to do anything about, I'm okay with that. Your company, your decision.
He's dressing much nicer than he used to. At least his clothes fit. He used up wear basketball shorts and giant t shirts everywhere
Sounds like business casual to me
There was a meeting a couple of years ago between my company's engineers and some NASA representatives. No one in my company really wears suits anymore and the NASA guys complained that it was "unprofessional" to not wear a tie when one of our leads went up to present in just a Tshirt and jeans. After hearing that, the lead went back to his desk and came back with a wooden joke tie hanging around his neck to continue. They stopped criticizing our apparel after that.
I think talking about fashion when you should be talking about engineering is unprofessional. And probably done by someone who doesn't deserve to feed their family. "Why don't we have anything to eat daddy? I'm hungry!" "Because daddy likes clothes more than food, so he's not allowed to have a job ever again."
I'm interested in knowing what this wooden joke tie looks like
A piece of wood that is roughly tie-shaped attached to a piece of string so the string can be tied around your neck.
Where the heck did this person get a tie shaped piece of wood?
It's a running joke. Been around a while. I assume people have made some.
Pssh... This guy is chump change, maybe a senior engineer at best. You can tell by his footwear. The really highly paid engineers have Crocs with socks, if any footwear at all. 😆
CROCS!? Nah, cheap flip flops he bought 6 years ago with the sole practically worn down to solid sheets of plastic.
If i see a man walking around in my office with a grey wizard beard and barefoot, I will auto assume it's the senior developer and not a homeless dude.
At my last job we had to visit the company financial office to work on their expensing software and the receptionist actually called security because they thought our lead developer was a homeless person who got into the building.
This comes to mind…
The really highly paid engineers don't show up to meetings, they call in via zoom from their home.
There's an interesting cultural difference that I've observed. My grandpa was a senior engineer and he was proud to dress immaculately. He went to work in a suit and he never wore less than business casual even when going to the beach. I don't think he owned any shirt that wasn't a button-up long-sleeve. I'm an engineer (with a different specialty) and I only wear a suit to job interviews. Generally when I'm at work I'm in jeans and a short-sleeved shirt.
I wonder if it's a matter of generations or countries or both. When and where my grandpa was young, a suit was very expensive and hierarchies were rigid.
I'm an engineer (with a different specialty) and I only wear a suit to job interviews.
I’m in a position that does interviews for software engineering. In my entire time working in this field I’ve seen one person wear a suit to an interview. It made them stand out all right, but not in a good way. We all wondered wtf was wrong with that guy after the interview.
Really? Isn't it normal to wear suits to interviews?
Depends on the position and the company. Ask the HR person or whoever's scheduling you. If you'll be meeting with customers like government or finance, they may want to see you in a suit even if you won't be wearing one every day.
Not in software and website development. It is very out of place.
I think its generational. I even see the generational differences across my office. when meeting with our customers for formal meetings, the 35+ engineers are in a suit, or at least a blazer. The 20 somethings are wearing torn jeans and burkenstocks
Maybe this says more about me than anything else... But for me, I'd rather be judged by my work than appearance or credentials. The worse I can look in a corporate environment and still maintain a reputation of a great engineer the more authentic I feel my reputation is.
When I retire I aspire to be well respected by everyone in spite of looking like a category 5 dumpster fire.
Adam sandler looks a bit tired these days
He’s 58 years old, and isn’t known for his commitment to fitness. He looks pretty good for his age.
Principal engineer outfit...
Guy has plot armor