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[–] slumlordthanatos@lemmy.world 185 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Frank didn't even look at it. He just fed your claim into their computer and it spat out a rejection.

[–] Carrolade@lemmy.world 101 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Bold to assume he bothered to feed it to a computer when you can just reject without having to do that. Feeding something to a computer takes time, and time is money y'know.

[–] Ferris@infosec.pub 54 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Frank bought a self-inking stamp that says "REJECTED" and saw a 70% productivity increase.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Frank has management written all over him!

[–] frezik@midwest.social 1 points 1 day ago

Nonsense. Frank was replaced with an AI years ago. It only took a half hour to train on a Raspberry Pi.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Everything is filed electronically, having a person step in will always be more work and money dude…

[–] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

And leaves a nasty paper trail!

[–] credo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If check: accept

Else: reject