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[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

first, pet the werewolf bf

then, kiss the werewolf bf

then

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 8 points 3 weeks ago
[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

AND THEN I MAKE SWEET LOVE WITH THE WEREWOLF BF

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 5 points 3 weeks ago

The sign can't stop me because I can't read OwO

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think you'd need to sell the werewolf bf to make a profit, and that'd be illegal, I'm afraid (unless hugs and cuddles count as profit :3)

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think a hug and cuddle booth would work :3

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can I invest in this enterprise?

And be your first customer? :3

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We can split profits 50/50 as you had the business idea. Now the tricky question is how do we expand this operation to a worldwide scale.

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We could do a "refer a friend" kind of thing. Maybe the werewolf bf knows somewolf who'd be interested in a job like this, and then it snowballs from there.

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Great idea! We could also make a viral marketing video for the cuddle booth with huge explosions and awesome vfx :3

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh my god it's perfect! I'm not going to sleep at night because I'll be thinking of this ad :3 Thanks for making my day!

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm glad you like it <3