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submitted 3 weeks ago by Iheartcheese@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 70 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Not known to cause gonorrhea.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

We need to test this. It is of utmost importance, straight to human trials. When's the next flight to Jurassic Park?

*No, we don't need the condoms.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Jurrasic Park is known by the state of California to cause reproductive harm

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Gallimimus bit my dick clean off.

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

A Gallimimøøse once bit my sister.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 3 points 3 weeks ago

Life will uh find a way.

[–] mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Thank you. I was going to point out there’s no way we can prove Diplodocus does NOT cause gonorrhea

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

Also: it's really hard to spell gonorrhea.