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[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 70 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Not known to cause gonorrhea.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

We need to test this. It is of utmost importance, straight to human trials. When's the next flight to Jurassic Park?

*No, we don't need the condoms.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Jurrasic Park is known by the state of California to cause reproductive harm

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Gallimimus bit my dick clean off.

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

A Gallimimøøse once bit my sister.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 3 points 3 weeks ago

Life will uh find a way.

[–] mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Thank you. I was going to point out there’s no way we can prove Diplodocus does NOT cause gonorrhea

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

Also: it's really hard to spell gonorrhea.

[–] IGuessThisIsForNSFW@yiffit.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 6 points 3 weeks ago

We have very limited information about the inner organ work of dinosaurs. We therefore can not be certain if they cause gonorrhea or not.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

"please be the dinosaur please be the dinosaur please be the dinosaur"

[–] paris@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

who wants to diplodocus our diplococcus 😳😳😳