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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  2. Be nice.
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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 54 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How to turn down lunch with a fascist by Flying Squid:

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Holy crap, FlyingSquid, is this real?! You had human hands this whole time!

#Bamboozled

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

I am wearing this shirt right now. Really.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is that the same way you turn down bananas?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

No, I'm polite about bananas. I say, "no thank you."

It is not the fault of the banana that it tastes horrible. It's just minding its own business being a fruit.