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[–] Just_Pizza_Crust@lemmy.world 62 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

My stepdad used to tell me about "spider karma" when I was little. Basically, all spiders are a part of a gang, and if you squash one they'll just think he must've stepped out of line or something. However if you squash 3 or more, the spiders will all start talking to each other and plan out attacks on you when you're most vulnerable. Sleep attacks are the most common, but occasionally they'll get so pissed they choose to hide in a jacket or shoe and sacrifice everything just to inflict a little pain and terror for killing their mums or siblings.

I used to actually believe this btw.

Edit: why the downvotes to OP? home maintenance is always the best method for keeping pests out. No need for spiders indoors if ya dont have bugs indoors!

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago

I just remember the very 2007-ish inverse of this: Look out for your local spider gang, and they'll look out for you. XD

[–] rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I downvoted because of the title's implication that OP kills spiders for no reason. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world -2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"Termination on sight", being seen in my house is the reason, I leave them alone if they're outside and away from entrances

[–] rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com 16 points 2 days ago

being seen in my house is the reason

Yeah, that's a bullshit reason, so I downvoted.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If it moves, kill it. It applies to spiders, millipede, mimics...etc

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

House centipedes are the friendliest of home bugs. And they have a million legs!

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tiny eldritch horror! They way they move is so freaky. Especially since they are always in my bathtub. One time i opened my door for a package bam came right in the front door.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hahaha heck yeah. They’re insane, leggy terrors who don’t want to/can’t hurt me. I had a pet one when I lived with my folks a million years ago, u der their chest freezer. I named him Petey. He was missing one of his million legs. I loved him.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 2 points 2 days ago

Very wholesome.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm terrified of everything and violence is the default. I blame my mom for watching so many horror movies when I was a kid. One time I was work and saw a shadow scurry by my foot, panicked, and immediately stepped on it. Was a mouse.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Okay but adults can choose to undo a bad habit. It doesnt take that long, maybe a month. It helps to learn about the bugs and what they do, how they live.

If I were in your shoes I think the accidental mouse killing would have been a catalyst for that. Ive never killed an animal though and I'm already vegan, so theres no way to know for sure.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No Way takes a month. Took me 6 months to set the towels the way my partner wants it. And the socks? I still miss it up if I'm not paying attention.

So fun fact, The first childhood house was infested. Apparently I suffer massive trauma from a large number of bugs falling on me from weak ceiling that I mentally blocked out. Mom thinks its why I destroy them on sight with Astartes zeal. Frankly, is this way better than when I was a child. I remember crying at the sight of a bug until about elementary. Couldn't even see a animated 2d bug without minor panic attacks. Then fear turned to a purification crusade*. *(while Im inside, outside is all them unless mosquito, wasps, ticks...etc)

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

It can range in time for people thats for sure. Theres also different quality of learning. Its very important not to accidentally learn mistakes. It takes time and effort to build a habit.

I think you are trying to make the statement here that you have a justifiable fear of bugs, and that you are permitted to kill them on sight because of it.

This is essentially the justifiable racism defense but with bugs. Would you argue the same way about say a minority group if you had been victimized by minorities repeatedly as a child?

Obviously you aren't saying racist things here, but you are saying there is a whole group of living things that you kill on sight because you had some bad experiences with them many years ago.

[–] GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I just started believing it... 😳

[–] Just_Pizza_Crust@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Listen, all I'm saying is that I'm not 100% sure I'd exist if I didn't believe in spider karma. Better safe than sorry, especially when it costs you nothing.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Judging by all the spiders I've killed at this point in my life I'm probably on the most wanted (non-exterminator) board LMAO